Katsu – Roy Kent (WiFi 43 x Chocolate Trip)

MAMA: WiFi 43

PAPA: Chocolate Trip

There comes a moment in a breeder’s journey where you stop aiming for “fire” and start chasing full-blown, eyes-rolled-back, disassociate-from-your-body madness. I didn’t just cross two heavyweights—I launched a reckless escape pod from the mental institution of normal breeding.

This was that time.

Picture it: Katsu in the lab, red-eyed and overcaffeinated, laughing like a maniac in front of a whiteboard covered in scribbles and trichome samples. One hand on a jar of WiFi #43, the other gripping a fat nug of Chocolate Trip, whispering, “What if they had a baby?”

Let’s talk about the parents first.

WiFi #43 is the kind of strain that makes OG smokers do a double take. The White brings the frost—those whiteout, powder-dusted nugs that crunch when you break them open. Fire OG brings the pain—a warm, lemon-fuel breath straight from the engine block of a drag car. It’s narcotic. It’s mean. I’ve seen grown men take one dab and forget their own WiFi password. One guy hit a joint and sat silently at a cookout for four hours, holding an empty plate and nodding at absolutely nothing.

And then there’s Chocolate Trip—a freak in disguise. On paper, it looks civilized: sweet, spicy, vanilla-laced cocoa funk. But smoke enough, and you’ll know. This isn’t dessert weed—it’s head-trip weed. She’s the result of taming Chocolate Thai’s 14-week madness into a manageable, trippy hybrid that still brings the thunder, the visuals, and the sudden-onset monologues.

So yeah, I decided to cross them. Because sanity is boring.

This one’s not for casual smokers. This is for the heads. For the people chasing the weird, the wild, the strains that do something. So roll one up, clear your calendar, and maybe—maybe—leave a note for your family, just in case.